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posted 2 hours ago (by: cooljobsdotwand)

cinnibunny:

cooljobsdotwand:

*Chokes on a d

elicious slice of pie*

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posted 2 hours ago (by: omgcrookshanks)
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posted 2 hours ago (by: oswwalds)
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posted 2 hours ago (by: fregglover)

fregglover:

what did gatsby say when myrtle got hit by a car

oopsie daisy

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posted 2 hours ago (by: buttermilkqueen)

buttermilkqueen:

darkness-is-infinite:

buttermilkqueen:

maryamdork:

maryamdork:

maryamdork:

I  T TRIED   TO  ANSWER ONE OF THE TMI QUESSTNION ANS INSTEAD I ACCIDENTAL;LY MIXED TWO OF THEM TOGETHER AND HIT PUBLISH SO I JUST PUBLISHED AN ASK IMPLYING THAT I TRIED TO PUT A PIECE OF TOAST INTO MY VAGINA

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PLEASE    STOP REBLOGGING THIS I JUST WANT TO FORGET

god damn

Your grammar really is terrible…

cool story bro…. HAhah

ohshititsgreg:

A part of me dies every time no one gets my joke

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posted 2 hours ago (by: mistercoventry)

mistercoventry:

MY DAD THOUGHT SKRILLEX WAS A POKEMON

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posted 2 hours ago (by: panfans)

youwinagainmoffat:

He is the fucking best 

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posted 2 hours ago (by: katelynpossible)

indigowinter17:

katelynpossible:

my entire life is just a test to see if i’ll commit suicide or homicide first

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posted 2 hours ago (by: onlylolgifs)
caseyanthonyofficial:

onlylolgifs:

Baby thinks she can eat food from the magazine

What an idiot

caseyanthonyofficial:

onlylolgifs:

Baby thinks she can eat food from the magazine

What an idiot

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posted 2 hours ago (by: monsternist)

monsternist:

“He was angelically beautiful. He was Antinous wild.”

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posted 2 hours ago (by: lordkorra)

lordkorra:

psychiatrist-cannibal by day

pop-star singing sensation by night

hannibal montannibal 

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posted 2 hours ago (by: fatty-food)
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posted 2 hours ago (by: jensedpadaleckles)
femmestiel:

iamafrayedknot:

jensedpadaleckles:

I’ve seen a lot of this guy and his good deeds on my dashboard. It got me curious as to who he is.
I did a little research and found out that his name is Andrew Ducote.
He no longer works for Disneyland on a count of the fact that they didn’t want him playing Peter Pan anymore because he was getting wrinkles under his eyes. They offered him another job at the park but he refused. He liked being Peter Pan and he didn’t want another position. 
He ended up getting married to a girl named Hali Gaskins who played Wendy at the park. 
His twitter.
I know that I can’t be the only one who was curious about him. Hence this post.

How ironic that Peter Pan got fired for growing up

For wrinkles under his eyes, jfc. I wanted to meet him.

femmestiel:

iamafrayedknot:

jensedpadaleckles:

I’ve seen a lot of this guy and his good deeds on my dashboard. It got me curious as to who he is.

I did a little research and found out that his name is Andrew Ducote.

He no longer works for Disneyland on a count of the fact that they didn’t want him playing Peter Pan anymore because he was getting wrinkles under his eyes. They offered him another job at the park but he refused. He liked being Peter Pan and he didn’t want another position. 

He ended up getting married to a girl named Hali Gaskins who played Wendy at the park. 

His twitter.

I know that I can’t be the only one who was curious about him. Hence this post.

How ironic that Peter Pan got fired for growing up

For wrinkles under his eyes, jfc. I wanted to meet him.

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posted 2 hours ago (by: diannasgrons)
diannasgrons:

This is my favorite photo of Darren from the night
Minneapolis concert 6/10
(credit me if you use it!)

diannasgrons:

This is my favorite photo of Darren from the night

Minneapolis concert 6/10

(credit me if you use it!)